-“ I’ve heard a lot of funny, amusing and sometimes serious beer quotes. They’re said by politicians, writers and cartoon characters. Some I can relate to. Some not so much. Anyways, here’s some of my favorites and a few others that I’ve come across online.”
-“ Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.”-W.C. Fields
-“ Beer needs baseball, and baseball needs beer – it has always been thus.”-Peter Richmond

-“ I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”-Homer Simpson
-“ You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”-Dean Martin
-“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”-Winston Churchill
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields

 Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry